Toh Dishoom Lyrics from Dishoom movie starring John Abraham, Varun Dhawan, Jacqueline Fernandez. Toh Dishoom song is sung by Raftaar and Shahid Mallya and lyrics by Mayur Puri.

Singers: Raftaar, Shahid Mallya
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Mayur Puri

Toh Dishoom Lyrics

Mujhe yaad hain woh baatein
Mere bachpan ki
Daddy kehte thhe khota sikka
Chalega nahi

Mummy pyar se khilati
Daal chawal aur dahi
Maa ke hathon ka woh jaadu
Five Star mein nahi

Marr marr ke mili college degree
Meri job ek tragedy hai joke salary

Ek ladki mili thi
Woh bhi dump kar gayi
Dump hone ko baitha hoon
Koi mile toh sahi

Banda seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere warga main
Kaam ghalat koi karda te
Phir na usko chhad-da main

Kisi ladki ko chede koi
Toh Dishoom
Kare cheating aur khele koi
Toh Dishoom

Mere India ko bura kahan
Toh Dishoom
Jan gan man pe na khada hua
Toh Dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom
Toh Dishoom..

Bathroom mein Kishore Da ke gaane gata hu
Katy Perry ki me photo sang leke nahata hu

Mere aaju baju bikini me babes nachdi
But life koi Honey Singh ka video nahi

Din ko me chaahe jitna bhi Hero hota hu
Raat ko takiye ki jhapi leke sota hu

Kabhi kabhi kisi party me zyada ho gayi
Toh yaad karke batein purani khoob rota hu

Banda seedha Rab da main
Ditto tere varga main
Ek wari hath fad laan taan
Phir kadi nahi chhad-da main

Ram Rahim milaye koi
Toh Dishoom
Chote bachon ko darraye koi
Toh Dishoom

Nasha karke jo aaye koi
Toh Dishoom
Mere bhai ko sataaye koi
Toh Dishoom

Toh dishoom, toh dishoom
Toh dishoom, toh dishoom
To dishoom